This just in: Caterina has finalized a deal to star in a remake of "Le Grand Alibi." The original film was made in 1950 by none other than Alfred Hitchcock. Marlene Dietrich was in it. I always thought Caterina had slight Dietrich-esque qualities. I'm not even sure what that means but hey it never stopped me before. Lambert Wilson, the star of "The Matrix" is set to costar. Oh yeah, I don't mean the actual Matrix films. I'm talking about an online role playing game set in the same universe. Hey now. Lambert gotta eat.
In other news, yes it is true that Orson Welle's final role before his death was "Unicron: the Planet Eater" in the original Transformers movie. Hey now. Orson gotta eat. Actually, Orson gotta eat, a lot. A whole lot. Planets actually.
