Caterina Murino

It's Always Better In Italy

Caterina recently appeared on the cover of "Maxim Italy." The pictures are gorgeous of course and I will post them in a second. But first, geeze, does every country have a "Maxim"? That is kind of silly. Can't they just run the original one through a babelfish translator and have that be that? It's not exactly intellectual writing. Ok. Rant done. Here is the pudding:

posted @ Sunday, June 08, 2008 4:48 PM | Feedback (0)

It takes all kinds

It's been a light news week in Caterina World(I blame GTA IV.) I did, however, find a real "interesting" character on Youtube who likes to post videos of Caterina. Why is that weird? Well they are all of him video taping his television when Caterina is on it. He really has a true and burning love for her! Maybe he should take over my position?

No way freakjob! Here are some of the bizarre videos.

posted @ Tuesday, May 06, 2008 8:18 PM | Feedback (0)

Last plane to Jakarta

Caterina recently showed up in Jakarta, Indonesia to appear at the opening of two Omega watch stores. She looked stunning as always and I'm sure got her pick of free watches! Hey Caterina, my Swatch just broke, care to lend me one of your Omegas? I hear they are nice.

Here are some photos of her at an opening:

posted @ Friday, April 11, 2008 5:38 PM | Feedback (0)

Caterina, homewrecker?

Several news sources indicate that supermodel Elle Macpherson has dumped her longtime boyfriend Bryan Adams recently. What does this have to do with our fair Caterina you ask? Elle found out that Bryan had been dating her on the sly. This sounds more like an episode of Degrassi Junior High than the real life story of a group of adults. Say it aint so Caterina!

What's more shocking, is that Caterina Murino dated THIS guy:

posted @ Wednesday, January 09, 2008 4:09 AM | Feedback (0)

Mystery! Suspense! Caterina!

This just in: Caterina has finalized a deal to star in a remake of "Le Grand Alibi." The original film was made in 1950 by none other than Alfred Hitchcock. Marlene Dietrich was in it. I always thought Caterina had slight Dietrich-esque qualities. I'm not even sure what that means but hey it never stopped me before. Lambert Wilson, the star of "The Matrix" is set to costar. Oh yeah, I don't mean the actual Matrix films. I'm talking about an online role playing game set in the same universe. Hey now. Lambert gotta eat.


In other news, yes it is true that Orson Welle's final role before his death was "Unicron: the Planet Eater" in the original Transformers movie. Hey now. Orson gotta eat. Actually, Orson gotta eat, a lot. A whole lot. Planets actually.

posted @ Tuesday, September 04, 2007 4:19 PM | Feedback (0)

Caterina Tikka Masala

Caterina's going Bollywood! She just signed on for a lead role in Anubhav Sinha's new film "Chase". Not much is known about the film other than that it will be an action film. I think this may have to be the first Bollywood film I see.

Ok. I lied. I accidentally watched "Dhoom" once thinking it was that the other one. You know the one without an "h". After an hour and still no the Rock, I became suspicious. After I had watched it twice and memorized the song and dance numbers, my suspicions didn't matter anymore.

posted @ Thursday, August 09, 2007 2:31 AM | Feedback (0)

A tale of two sexys

It's funny what changes a good forty years brings. Here is a supposed "sexy" clip from Sean Connery era Bond flick "From Russia With Love". Followed is a steamy make-out scene between Daniel Craig and Caterina in "Casino Royale". The bellydancing clip is about as sexy as being at Chuck E. Cheese's with a table of eleven year olds. I meant that as a negative, creeps. Here is to what cinematic advances the next forty years brings!

posted @ Wednesday, August 08, 2007 1:11 AM | Feedback (0)

The Old Man and the C-aterina

Hemingway really should have held on another forty-seven years or so because the National Film Society reports today that Caterina has singed on to star in a new film adaptation of his book "The Garden of Eden." She will be joined by the very young and hot Mena Suvari and the very, um, middle aged and British Richard E. Grant. It's being directed by John Irvin. No not Irving the guy who wrote "Cider House Rules", the much more talented Irvin who directed that awesome Schwarzenegger flick "Raw Deal". Ahnold takes no garbage from the Chicago mafia! Here is hoping they take some artistic license with the source material. No offense Ernest.

posted @ Tuesday, July 24, 2007 7:23 PM | Feedback (0)

Caterina, car designer?

BMW recently stole a recent Shanghai auto show with this beautiful contraption:

What does this have to do with our fair Caterina you ask? Well the designers of that lovely beast said in an interview it was in part based on Caterina Murino.

“You know the moment when Caterina Murino, the actress in 'Casino Royale' gets into the Aston Martin?”  One of the designers told a trade journal. “She does that with such assured fluidity. That is what we were shooting for.” 

Now that he mentions it. The curves on that BMW do have a certain, um, fluidity, that reminds me of our fair Caterina. If only they'd put that same care into a, oh I don't know, blow up doll? Tasteless I know!

posted @ Monday, July 23, 2007 4:50 PM | Feedback (0)

Pardon me while I take a cold shower

Caterina needs to follow up Bond in a big big way. So what better than playing a sexy schoolteacher at an all girl's prep school?! Yeah. I know. And her students include Mischa Barton, among other plaid-skirted hotties. Do we even care about the plot? Not really. But just so the Internet Good Taste Commission(IGTC for short) doesn't breathe down my neck, here goes:

It's called "St.Trinian's" and is based off of a series of British films that came out between 1957 and 1980. They are about the misadventures of a group of mischievous schoolgirls. Nuff said. And for you ladies out there(There are some right?), Colin Firth and Rupert Everett star as well. This is due in theatres(British spelling. I'm awesome.) at the end of year. No previews exist yet but here is hoping that it takes the Cinemax on friday nights approach more than the Mary Poppins approach.

No trailers cut yet, instead enjoy a scene from one of the original films:

posted @ Tuesday, July 17, 2007 6:18 PM | Feedback (0)